Monday, November 17, 2008

brunch party

Consider an excerpt from the carnage that was the brunch party that Dory and I hosted on Sunday:
  • 4 dozen eggs
  • 1 pound of coffee (maybe six or seven 12-cup pots?)
  • 2 litres of milk
  • 30 waffles (one-third of which contained squash... mmmm!)
  • 4 litres of juice
  • 1 packet of bacon
  • 1 packet of tofurky sausages
  • 6 bananas
  • 15 mushrooms
  • 1 loaf of braided rosemary bread, baked by Dory
Sincere apologies to anyone who is reading this and wasn't invited. Know that we were limited solely by the size of our apartment, and not for lack of wanting you there. Because we did.

CONSUMED: my apartment; Brooklyn

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